Roommate:Remember that assface I told you about??
Floormate:Ew. Yeah?
Roommate:Well, I toooootally have THE SWEETEST guy now :)
Floormate:Whaaat?
Floormate:So soon?
Floormate:Who?
Floormate:What's his name?
Floormate:Where'd he come from?
Floormate:What's his social?
tumbl-rlesbiankalyn:

this will be me tomorrow
after I buy seven pairs of underwear for twenty-six dollars.

me too. maybe saturday. 

tumbl-rlesbiankalyn:

this will be me tomorrow

after I buy seven pairs of underwear for twenty-six dollars.

me too. maybe saturday. 

(Source: sh-itt)